Hey Meg, 18 yet?

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:59:55 GMT

You will see a lot of pictures and documents in the coming future. I got back from Portland this morning. Emergency trip to say goodbye to my grandmother. I will probably fly back out in the coming weeks to take care of the car and help sell the house and do away with the rest of her belongings.

I also fount a picture of my cousin Lori that looks like you, Kristen.

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:09:50 GMT

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Big Brother Amazon remotely deletes 1984 and Animal Farm from all Kindles.

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:30:59 GMT

Yes, I purchased two tickets to Harry Potter for a midnight showing not even having a date yet. So what?

Writer's Block: Newsworthy

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:40:28 GMT

What news source do you use most often?

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BBC News

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:26:53 GMT

Earlier today I was watching Fear. Yes, with Mark Wahlburg. And now I am watching Demolition Man.

Sat, 02 May 2009 00:31:05 GMT

I have a vehement dislike for the mask from V for Vendetta. Whenever I see a person wearing that mask, I have an instant urge to cause extreme bodily harm to said person.

Especially that shirtless breakdancer who wears the mask in Union Square.

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 02:03:14 GMT

April. Brooklyn. Moving soon.

March 30. Connecticut. Work.

February. Philadelphia. Tattoo convention and no shirts in leather bars.

November. City. Wrap party.

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:36:28 GMT

the caption for this photo on the BBC website reads:

"A man suspected of having a few too many drinks balances on top of a monument in Kiev, Ukraine."

They could have just said "a man." I mean, they are in Ukraine.

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:11:13 GMT

These two photos are from the BBC website. They're photos that readers sent in documenting the recent storms in their parts of the US and Canada.

So pretty!

Both of these are from Oklahoma.

Hello My Name Is

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 06:38:30 GMT

punchyouintheface!

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 22:53:05 GMT

Every Saturday, on S. 2nd and Havemeyer here in Brooklyn, there is a man who sets up a big P.A. system, guitars, keyboards, everything. He goes on and on for 5-7 hours about his past as a drug abuser, finding salvation, and war. Half of his sermon is in English, and half of it is in Spanish. He claims that anyone who opposes him is the devil. Anyone.

I work at my friend's tattoo shop which is next door to a bike shop. The owner and his wife have a little girl of about 3 years old, and she needs to take naps as all children do. The mother went up to the guy two Saturdays ago and asked him to turn it down (he's about 50 yeards away from our shops) so her daughter could take her naps. The guy then went on a rant about how Jesus declared the nighttime for sleep, and sleeping in the daytime is a sin. And that she was the devil for asking him to turn it down. Then he went on a rant about all the "white people moving into this neighborhood, all the white devils." He's hispanic. Her retort was "hey fuck you, I was BORN in Brooklyn, and I've lived on this block for 15 years. You immigrated, you're not even a New Yorker." Then he said a prayer for her to cast out the devil.

His favorite rant to go on, is this: "For thousands of years God has been stripping nations of their power. And God is doing America a favor, because America is God's favorite nation. And He is giving America the power to strip other nations of their power. One day America will be the only nation under God." WHERE IS HE GETTING THIS INFORMATION???

Anyways, last Saturday I set up my own speaker system facing out the shop door, and played Through the Eyes of the Dead as loud as I could for 20 minutes, and he packed up and went home.

SUCCESS!

Do you all have any favorite street preachers you'd like to drop kick?

*it should be noted that I am absolutely in favor of freedom of speech and freedom of religion. Otherwise I couldn't even go on this rant. My point is, if you expect someone to turn from their "devilish ways" and come go God, why would you provoke them so? Why would you think that insulting someone, and condemning them to the point of tears or anger, would make them turn to God? It's the same with the assholes who picket funerals of murdered homosexuals with signs like "GOD HATES FAGS!" "FAG DEATH = DIVINE JUDGMENT!" etc...

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:25:27 GMT

The heat is on making the familiar hisses and squeaks, and I get to learn how to sleep all over again.

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:39:26 GMT

yes, I uploaded and captioned these myself. i has a problemz.

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 05:08:07 GMT

Yesterday I crashed my bike and I got hurt.

Today I went skydiving and it was the best thing in the history of time. I want to be a skydiving instructor. I just have to shell out a couple hundred bucks every 30 days to keep doing it til I get certified.

Then I biked 12 miles home from 100th and Riverside, to Myrtle and Throop, in Bed-Stuy. I am tired. And I did a bit of work on my bike when I got home, to fix some of the shit that was messed up in the crash.

This is the current state of things:

Also, I sent a text message drunkenly to a girl in the south who writes brilliantly. And then I made a phone call to a small girl in the Bronx who was too tired to speak and it was cute

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:08:04 GMT

Today I got a new bike and it looks like this:

Then I went and got my upper knuckles tattooed. And they look like this:

So now my knuckles say "ruthless" "burritos" respectively.

I made dinner, as well as lunch for tomorrow. Earlier I was taking a nap, and my boss called me and said "I need you to bring your camera to work tomorrow. Also, your computer. Shit's going down with the A/C on the roof." Hopefully there will be a dead hobo, or an altar boy from the 1800's on the roof. Or in the HVAC units.

Also, there is a small Asian girl who's been avoiding me for nearly a month.

I'm going to go fall asleep to the thunderstorm. Again.

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 23:26:47 GMT

I've been riding my bike everywhere, every day, for a week now. I think a week. Maybe a little more than a week. It's big, heavy, and fast when gravity is with me. Slow on the climbs, and my tires hate climbing concrete (such as the Brooklyn side of the Williamsburg bridge). But on asphalt this fucker digs in and hauls ass. I just wish it wasn't so damn heavy. I'm hoping to buy a nice single speed road bike by the end of the summer. My mountain bike converted to single speed with racing tires is pretty cool and all, but I'm just too small for it. Pictures tomorrow.

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 20:13:46 GMT

yes.

Mon, 28 May 2007 03:34:57 GMT

Just now I googled "punch you in the face" and clicked "I'm feeling lucky."

It bought me to a quiz, and here are my results:

Your Score: Must. control. RAGE!

You= 126

The urge to come through your screen and punch you repeatedly is a difficult one to deny.

Link: The would I punch you in the face Test written by RiotGearNick on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Apparently I scored above 61% punchability.

Every fucking summer.

Tue, 15 May 2007 08:30:55 GMT

I need a place to live again. My roommate is moving out at the end of the month, and I didn't get the job in Philly. I can't afford all the rent for my apartment. I dunno. I'm always fucked somehow.

So if anyone knows of any places in NYC (as in Brooklyn or Queens) please let me know.

Or, if anyone needs a place to live in Brooklyn (aka my house) please let me know and you can move in with me and I'll be quiet at night.

On a side note, I will be published in JPG Magazine this summer. Look for it in late June / early July!

Tue, 08 May 2007 06:27:05 GMT

These are some of my favorite polaroids as of late.

I did not take any of these.

All these and more. Fifty Rooms

Hoosiers.

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:13:58 GMT

"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies — 'God damn it, you've got to be kind.' "

Kurt Vonnegut died Tuesday night. And it wasn't the Pall Malls that killed him.

You really don't want to know the future.

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:06:58 GMT

A girl named Monica I know is going to die tomorrow. She will be killed, in fact. It is such a weird feeling, knowing this. I feel awful about what's happening. We aren't necessarily friends, but she's always been a sweetheart. She told me once that if "any man try to hurt me, I will give him Columbian necktie."

So anyways. She's alive right now, if you can call it that, but in the morning she will pass. She will be cremated, her ashes sent back to Columbia and scattered there by her family. All the while some asshole with a smashed up SUV goes on like he didn't kill a beautiful person.

Everyone should talk to me online.

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:45:21 GMT

SuperSexZombies (12:44:15 AM): I'm wearing boxers and this t-shirt. and I stink because I didn't wear deodorant today. But it's not must. It's still in the musk phase. And I think that's a little bit sexy.

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:16:56 GMT

I have to be at work in 45 minutes. I just came home because I forgot my store keys. I was at a friends house 10 blocks from work. God damn storm. God damn piles of ice and "snow."

Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:33:41 GMT

Hahahaha. God damn I love